What do you look for in a suitor?
I’ve found my litmus test for friends to be how seriously you take yourself! What matters the most to me is that you are kind and have integrity. A healthy sense of humor ;)
what is your ideal date?
We meet at a spa for a very firm couples massage, art museum, pilates class, opera, strip club, comedy show - up for most date ideas, try me! As a proud omnivore with an adventurous palate and zero dietary restrictions, put something tasty in my mouth and we will get along. At the risk of sounding cliché, the most intriguing organ is located between our ears; if I catch a glimpse of that, there’s no saying where things might take us. I am sought out for my ability to provide something more than a checklist, if you are looking for that type of encounter I ask you continue your search elsewhere.
What is the meaning of life?
I don’t know, but suspect the paint which colors existence involves richness of experience, purpose, and human connection.
I’ve never done this before, what should I expect?
I have a discreet method of screening without references - please inquire via email. The only thing I would stress is don’t be nervous! I know this website is verbose, but I’m actually more of a listener. Meeting will be no different than a first date and I recommend 2-4 hours so that we have time to become comfortable with each other.
Will you provide a reference?
If we’ve met recently and you feel it went well I am happy to provide a reference, no need to ask permission first.
Do you have Girlfriends?
Most definitely! I have a list of personal favorites in Los Angeles, San Francisco, Vegas, Chicago, New York, Toronto, London, Paris, Berlin, Seoul, Tokyo, Singapore, and Hong Kong.
Can I bring you something?
I like fresh cut flowers, fancy candles, etsy gift cards (sent to oliveoren@protonmail.ch) and donations to One Tree Planted to help offset the carbon footprint of my flights. I also have a wishlist.
I’d love to see your face, would that be possible?
I don’t post my face to protect myself, as well as provide discretion for those I spend time with. I promise you will like it, think a young Kristin Kreuk or Maggie Q.
When will you be in my city?
I’m based in Los Angeles, and with enough notice may be available to fly to you. I occasionally visit SF and NYC for my day job, but don’t always share travel plans publicly - email screening and preferred city if you’d like to be placed on the mailing list.
Favorite quote
“A man can do what he wants, but not want what he wants.” -Schopenhauer
favorite Authors
Camus, Murakami, Neruda, Carson, Nelson, Goethe, Rimbaud
three favorite things
Sand dunes, sandwiches, road trips
What is something we should agree on?
California winters and Mediterranean summers